The Proper Words Song
January 26, 2006, 12:52 pm - permalink

Here is the current song going through my head, and here is a link to it:



Be sure to listen for this during my next set. To think this was for kids! No wonder that 80's generation is so fucked up.


the Proper Words Song

Penis - is what boys have down in front.
Penis - is the word but it seems blunt.
All boys have a penis, so no matter what you've heard,
Remember that penis is the proper word.


Vulva - is what girls have down below.
Vulva - when she's naked it will show
All girls have a vulva, so no matter what you've heard,
Remember that vulva is the proper word.

- bridge -

Both boys and girls have breasts
Each person recognizes
They're found upon our chests
And grow to different sizes

Our anus is a useful thing indeed
Our anus gives relief in times of need
We all have an anus so no matter what you've heard
Remember that anus is the proper word.

So don't be appalled
cause that's what they're called
and each of them's the proper word!